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4 margs is around 8 shots. No shit her inhibitions are gone.
Bro wtf
I just can't with the daddy talk
I used to be in the same boat until my current gf said it. I didn't know she was gonna say it like that. Conceptually I still think it's weird but I still came.
so like, people have different reactions to different stimuli and that's cool and all, i just get major ick from it.
Totally valid, I did too.
I met my wife on Tinder in 2021. Recently reinstalled it and holy fucking shit it's changed so much. Feels like a pay to play game now.
you sound happily married....congrats?
I mean technically still married but working on the happy part lol
Look @ their comment history
Sorry dude
Been there done that last time round! Hoping to save the house this time but divorce law is not in my favor.
I don't get it are you planning on dumping a fifth margarita on her face?
Don't you realize how expensive those things are these days?
Should have been there during the early 2010s in QLD, god dam! Ive had a wife since so i dont know what they're like now but im assuming that 'wild west time' is gone?
Yep. Its gone. More or less a way to bait lonely dudes into paying for matches (that likely dont exist anyways).
Oof sounds like enshitification hit hard
Plenty of fish / okcupid era - my housemate told me off when I brought home 14 different people in 14 consecutive nights just because I had my profile fully filled out.
Mate plenty of fish was the best place to cast the net lol
Should have been there during the late 90s and early 00s when binge drinking was the rage. No dating apps, no addiction to socials, just bars full of horny drunk people making bad choices the way nature intended. Some nights you gave the facial, some nights you received, some nights both. Most mornings you had no idea what the fuck you’d done but the lingering stank told you it was probably regrettable.
"Last call!" bar instantly turns into drunken speed dating
I worked at a late night pizzeria that served the after hours crowd. If you think last call is desperate, holy shit.
I don't think we were using the same dating apps
Seriously... My experience was more like a bunch of sent messages and this:
Tried for almost 10 years before I gave up
I lived in an active area, am very tall, genuinely kind, work a weird schedule that incorporates lots of time off and I'm pretty charismatic. Luck was also heavily on my side.
@violet08@lemmy.world has freed Lemmy!
Out of curiosity, are you monogamous with someone who was asking for a bukkake on the first date or did you choose more wisely? 🙃
Not OP chose the wild girl. Do not regret.
Sometimes I ponder
An ex-wild girl can be both very mature and exciting to be with, and someone you can build something solid with, but it has to be "ex" wild, past deep introspection and/or therapy. Ofc if you just wanna bang and don't care about building anything, the wild girl is a better pick, lol.
Respectfully, I think your take is trash.
Wild girls can be mature, adventurous, and open minded. If they choose to settle down, that sense of adventure doesn't necessarily die.
Your presupposition relies on the fact that sexually open women need therapy and introspection. I vehemently reject that supposition.
Literally can't be "wild" and mature/responsible, not in the way OP and us were talking about. If you're such a lost hedonist you're asking men you met the same day to give you the bukkake special, you're fucked in the head and need serious help. Like I said, an ex-wild girl will still be adventurous and exciting, she will just have tamed herself so she's more discerning (she likes facials in the context of a loving, commited relationship, for example 😅).
With respect, I think we're all reading our own experiences into this. What you are seeing as a "lost" hedonist, I am seeing as a woman who knows what she likes.
Also, please don't disrespect hedonism. You know one of my favorite hedonistic pleasures? Eating. Big shocker I know. You know what makes food taste better? Cooking it yourself. You know what also makes it taste better? Sharing it with someone.
My absolute favorite hedonistic joy (I have two, same pleasure level, the other one is making music for a large crowd and everyone feels frisson at the same time) is to cook a large meal for people who need it and dine with them. Better than heroin (please don't test this), better than sex. For me, at least.
Chose wisely
Congrats! 🎉