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[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not in this picture and I don't like it

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

I was wondering why I couldn’t see a duck…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's okay. One of these days you too can be a duck

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I honestly can't see a duck

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Strange, there doesn't seem to be anything but a center in this image.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why is everyone talking about ducks?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Nope, still an old lady smoking a cigarette. This is driving me nuts

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, sorry, I only see ass.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Watch your doors and corners kid

Oh shit there was a duck

[–] Dhs92@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go in too fast and they get ya

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

i was just eaten by a duck

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you. Go into a room too fast, kid, the room eats you

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I don’t see the duck, I don’t want to see the duck, you can’t make me see the duck, I wanna eat that ass.

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Take me there...quack quack

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he eating ass o just motorboating a.belly? Cannot figure it out! Duck is on the bottom right corner btw.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago
[–] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

mark as nsfw, some ppl go outside

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

yes, just me apparently

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Where do you go that you can't look at duck pics?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What's that precious