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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dolphins cannot breathe through their mouths, blowing it with their mouth is biologically impossible.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Would be nice to not choke while attempting to eat.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think you dropped this: at

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No, th 's actually mine.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they whole separate tracts?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, horses are the same way.

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where is the blow hole on the horse?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

The nose. (The blowhole is just the dolphin's nose as well.)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

it's the square hole

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does a horse breathe when sick? That must be so frustrating as a horse to have a clogged nose

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I used to have a saved comment (might have been from the reddit days) about how shitty horses are. Went into great detail about all the problems horse can have and they are basically an evolutionary dead end

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

Their noses just don't clog when sick. They can get sick, but if they do, their snot is very runny and doesn't dry up and get clogged in their nose. (Because, yeah, for a horse, a fully clogged nose would be fatal.)

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those assholes would just fuck it.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm glad that isn't the dolphinsex website that I found out about on another post on Lemmy.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought you were going to link the CIA experiment where a dolphin was getting handjobs from a coked up woman.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dolphins are extremely intelligent. They would play them like a fiddle.

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither. Guess again.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And in an order that would surprise you!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

She's right. I didn't guess belly button at all! Didn't see that coming.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

The blowhole is technically a nostril so...

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you blow a trumpet with your nose?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago

But a blowhole is a really good size and shape for this.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they play two at a time and can make some really unique sounds!!! Wow!

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well, thank can't press the pistons and have no lips, so it might very little be a unique sound.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Porky nolos dos

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...do you play the trumpet with your nose?

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, no, but their forehead seems like the more ideal position for the instrument, right?