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[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Looks like?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

the spacing is because trump smells like shit

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

They also asked him to stand a little further away so they didn't have to smell him.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

For guys that are obsessed by "being alpha" and "showing might", they really have shit postures.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why do they all look like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?

But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vance is supposedly 6'2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6'3"

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump's a lot older than Vance. Maybe he was 6'3" once and has settled enough to bring him down to 6'1" but still says his full height.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

trump was never 6'3", just like hes never been under 300lbs like he claims.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They all look like they are holding their shits.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Donald looks like he let his go

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I'm just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.

These guys are dumb trying to play smart.

It only works one way.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I'm not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I'm sure he's got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He's the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can't handle, don't know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of... Organisms).

The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're motivated by narcissism. That's pretty much it.

[–] afromustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the absolutely unrestrained greed

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hegseth has some child bearing hips

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

2.75 more years of this shit.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

it's not like your country is going to magically self-fix after that time

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just knowing its 2029 until this ends feels actually scary. Trump can do a lot of damage in that time.

Im hoping he gets health problems before that, but Satan tends to keep his own alive.

[–] afromustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That just means we get jd for the rest of the term and he's clearly just as much of an idiot as Trump, just a bit less demented

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you think you'll able to wait this out, you might be surprised.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Or it might not matter when I'm dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Shemp was an OG, though, and he gets/got so much hate. :(

They called him the ugliest man in Hollywood. :(

He was their brother. :(

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This photo composition vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy. On SO many levels.

e: like, it’s uncomfortable to look at.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.

And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art, not White House level composition.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.

Why? It's completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah the arms hanging out to the side like Cartman

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump’s tie is blue, – do republican presidents tend to wear blue ties?

What’s up with the weird balance in this photo? It’s as subtle as being smacked in the face with a fish.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Strong, tough dudes who, unfortunately, suffer from ILS.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Irritable Labia Syndrome?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back. They push the arms out.

Think the underarm wings on a body builder.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Is this the chess they're referencing

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They look so sad. Did mommy say they can't have ice cream before dinner?

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shoes with lift insoles.

Wearing heels causes you to hold your butt poking out.
Once you increase the heel size by more that 1.5" or so, your center of gravity shifts forcing you stand with an awkward hunched over, forward lean.

This is why these idiot look like they've shit their pants.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Russian funded supporters and Christian Nationalist nutters.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Only 3 shots to make so many things so much better. I suppose 1 under ideal circumstances? I'm no ballistics expert.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I’m trying to think but nothing happens!

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Not even the real 3rd Stooge. He got to be the sad replacement.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Successors to Sleepy Joe? :P