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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 186 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The question is do they have a Copilot?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could be a disaster.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Heresy, using an actual AGI example. Also, HAL did nothing wrong. It's always the humans that screw things up. (2010 for reference)

Unpopular opinion - both SkyNet and the AI in The Matrix were also not in the wrong. I think The Animatrix documents why that's true in that particular franchise. Again, it's the humans. Hell, maybe even Ultron had a few good points, he just went insane in the first microseconds trying to rationalize it all.

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 182 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Why the fuck would you use windows in mission critical spaces.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 141 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uhhh so they can see where they are

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

To have a nice Outlook on things

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

So they can rest while the Copilot handles stuff for a while

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of this will surely give them the Edge they need for this mission.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They’re going farther from earth than any human ever has. That makes them Explorers

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

You wouldn't and they didn't.

The article has just failed to inform the readers (the few that got past the headline), that this was on his personal Surface Tablet and not on anything associated with the mission.

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[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

There was a slight miscommunication at the fabrication stage. The requirement was to include windows and now they are in a windowless tube with two not functioning outlook accounts. Honest mistake, could happen to anyone

[–] abcd@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine: You are the first human approaching the moon for a landing since 50+ years. Just a couple of seconds before touchdown the PC starts rebooting because an engineer clicked remind me later on earth and the PC registered that nobody moved the mouse or pressed a key for more than 3 nanoseconds so the user is surely AFK and has definitely nothing important going on so let’s close all open documents and reboot 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 weeks ago

Idk, if I go to space I def want windows ... operated by trained, reliable penguins.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why do they have any Microslop software?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

Why TF aren't they using something like NASA Linux‽

If they made it open source you bet your ass they'd get shittons of free support from the global community! If they're running my software I'd be willing to hop on a call with the command center on any day at any hour!

"Yes, I know it's Christmas but NASA is having some trouble with a systemd script on a space ship that's currently in space..."

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

They are, mission critical systems are typically on a Unix/Linux base or completely custom built.

The systems that use Windows are the ones related to office work, like updating the crew's bank information and distributing pay.

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Very likely that some degree of funding came from MS, usage of MS software is likely part of the contract.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

What the article fails to mention is that this is on Commander Wiseman's personal Surface Pro and not on any mission-related systems.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Because a Microsoft sales rep bought a prostitute and cocaine for some senator.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

The article leaves out that this was on Commander Wiseman's personal tablet, a Microsoft Surface Pro and not any device associated with the mission.

He sought tech support for internet connectivity issues on a PCD (personal computing device), which is a Microsoft Surface Pro.

The 'Two Microsoft Outlooks' was a description of the issue he was having. The headline is implying that there are two machines running Outlook that don't work.

NASA detected that the PCD was actually on a network. It asked the commander for permission to connect to the tablet remotely so it could look into a problem with the Optimus software. "I also see that I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working," Wiseman responded, per a clip shared by Niki Grayson on Bluesky. "If you wanna remote in and check Optimus and those two Outlooks, that would be awesome."

The source of the quotes and a better article:

https://www.engadget.com/computing/artemis-ii-crew-is-just-like-us-needs-help-with-microsoft-outlook-issues-145230968.html

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[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Nice April 1st. I mean that'd be almost as ridiculous as running nuclear subs on Windows, right? Long EOL'd versions at that, eh?

rustles papers

Oh.

[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

On the stream you could very easily see his PIN code being put in, hopefully it's limited to that device!

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit, I left my 2FA device at home!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago

"please provide fingerprint to verify"

Looks at glove

"Fuck"

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's the point of PINs. Otherwise they'd just be very, very shitty MS account passwords.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Every time Microsoft does an update, they reduce functionality. Basic functions like print, search and file storage get moved into sub-sub-sub menus. The point of this is to make room on the main screen for ads. Screwing up your work flow gives you more time to look at them. This is intentional.

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago
[–] 404found@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No way in hell I would want to go to the moon nowadays. Technology these days is like having two left feet. Especially if AI is involved.

[–] poopkins@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The live stream of the launch was low resolution with constant cutouts. I was also surprised by how poor the tracking was. It's saddening to see how much worse this has been so far compared to 1969.

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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The spacecraft that took astronauts to the Moon used the Apollo Guidance Computer, developed by MIT's Instrumentation Laboratory.

Clock speed: Approximately 1 MHz
Memory: About 64 KB total
Word size: 16-bit architecture
Power consumption: About 55 watts
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[–] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

'you have two outlooks inside you, neither work and it will grow'

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Haha! Space travel, meet rolling releases.

[–] Noam_Calhoun@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago

*Microslop Outlook

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] Airfried@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not the best... outlook.

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PK2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Product working as designed.

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

[–] Stellar_n0va@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

As expected

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I also have one! And it doesn't work.

[–] oliver@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A late April fool‘s hopefully… 😱

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Have you ever used outlook?

It's the worst, and no, it never works. The company I work at forces outlook on us, still, and there are some 5% of users that can't mail each other. Why? Don't know! I send a mail to a person, outlook logs say it was delivered, it's nowhere to be found. What to do? According to the company, just live with it and creat new accounts from scratch when it happens

We could ask support as the company pays hefty windows license fees but even there it's tucked up as M$ refuses to help directly it needs to go through some support company that wants that we pay them even more no ey separately for the long list of microbugs.

I find it almost hilarious, if I didn't have to work with it myself.

Giving astronauts outlook accounts is just mean

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