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[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The alt text is the funniest part

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an acquaintance who was convinced paint thinner was the cure / prevention for COVID. Any opportunity to talk about it, ANY, and he was on top of the world.

"They" don't want you to know about toluene, but supposedly his buddy works in a top secret government facility and tested it out and the stuff kills COVID instantly in a test tube.

Anyway, needless to say, he's one of those people that latches on to random conspiracy theories, so although it's irritating most of the time, it is occasionally entertaining. Doesn't talk so much about COVID cures anymore, but blames his long COVID symptoms on the fact that other people were vaccinated and shed the vaccine in/on him. It's been awhile since I heard the details of how that works.

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So he didn't just down a bunch of toluene when he got COVID and die? I'm shocked he didn't trust his own "research" enough.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Inb4 the "long COVID" is lung damage from inhaling paint thinner

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry but long covid is an actual illness

[–] howmuchlonger@lemmy.org 5 points 1 month ago

They are making a joke

I'm sure they know, they're just dissing the other guy.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d like to see the research paper on this before I believe anything.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

No empirical evidence shall be tolerated in this house!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

And my axe!

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same in a patient, just find the right angle and the brain tumor is gone.

[–] ArmyTiger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Doesn't have to be that accurate. Cancer cells that aren't perfused don't grow!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I remember my first desk pop

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds even more anti-cancer!

Does the Sun count?

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