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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 124 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sucks especially hard for the Canadian on board.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"We're gonna take your country and your oil!"

"Fuck it, Houston, can we land in Canada? I don't want to end up back in the states."

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He actually kept his smile broad the whole time; the only one to do so.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Probably the only one who trained for it.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would have been great if they acted sick and couldn't take his call

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure there was a point in the call were trump spoke and then they ignored him and then asked for a comms check lol

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 81 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That made my night, what an idiot Lol thank you

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

You’re welcome, have a good night!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 28 points 2 weeks ago

"Yeah yeah whatever man, do you see this mic? Its just spinning and floating. Its cool as shit."

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bonus fun fact, we’re now using lasers for comms to prevent radio lag, so it was an 11/10 comm connection when he floundered on that.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Everyone needs to start standing up to trump. Make him look as stupid as he is. He's probably get so enraged he'd just bury his own grave deeper and deeper.

Like, imagine if they just hung up on the president. Trump would order them left behind in space, or arrested when they get back. All NASA funding cut. It'd be gloriously satisfying to witness.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Make him look as stupid as he is.

impossible. he does that all on his own.

He's probably get so enraged he'd just bury his own grave deeper and deeper.

likely not. he'd probably so the same thing every narcissistic sadist does and go hurt people that can't stop him.

Like, imagine if they just hung up on the president.

like you said, all funding to NASA would be cut. where does that funding go? into the pockets of him and his lackeys.

slake his need for attention. silently document his thirst for violence. ignore his depravity. all until it's time to flip the house on its head and take everyone who supported and protected him down to the depths of hell with him.

that's the only thing we can do to maintain damage control.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hanging up could just be a technical issue. That is what he would convince himself of at least.

Nah, you got to treat him like the toddler he is. Just turn around and put your fingers in your ears until you are sure he stopped talking.

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are we blaming Trump and not Israel who sold him the war?

Yes, he is stupid to fall for the Devil. But the best way to keep America safe is to deal with the devil once and for all.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Why not both?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's shit like this that ensures I will never end up in a position of repute, I'd turn off comms consequences be damned. But I guess that kind of attitude means I'm basically incapable of getting into any position of repute. I'm fine with that.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

That’s how you get Artemis to turn into an IPBM project. This is a situation where I understand the affirmations.

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That red thing behind looks like a parrot or flamingo

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

What he have here is the elusive camouflaged lunar hose flamingo. This pesky little guy has made his home in the lunar obiter, a perfect nest for him to have a family in

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You are absolutely right.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry I'm going through a tunnel

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man that is such torture. I feel for all of em.