Then file a lawsuit, shithead. You're going to love Discovery.
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As a professional drinker you can see in his eyes that he drinks a fuck ton
"Deny, deny, deny. Right Boss?!"
He thought the cocaine would counteract the alcohol.
This looks like you asked AI to turn Pepe the frog into a human.
He is a goblin who wants to steal my cheese and scream in my walls when the revolver mouse trap goes off.
Hahaha godamn
Welp, I guess that's what we're calling him now. 😂🐸😂
What’s that? Kash Pepetel?
Kekekekash Patel
You win
Arguably an improvement over his usual "I just shit my pants" look
Ah yes, it’s TOTALLY the alcohol use that’s causing the paranoia, and couldn’t possibly be from any other substance.
Deff not the Epstein files or his personal emails getting hacked by Iran
I would LOVE if Iran had hacked the Epstein files and will just drop them unredacted. I suppose they'd use it as leverage first, but if they can't negotiate with Trump, and of course they can't because he doesn't even know what he wants, then bring em out bring em out.
I literally have never seen a picture of this man where he does not have that deer in the headlights look
I wonder if his email being hacked is the only thing we know about.
Oh please please please sue Kashyap so that they can bring up all kinds of background shit.
Now they are all paranoid about being fired lol
Which is how Mafia families work. Loyalty to Trump is more important than anything else. The new thing is that they are starting to realise it.
But the new guy thinks that HE is indispensable. And round and round we go.
I hope he's afraid and suffers every day for the rest of his miserable life. That goes double for Miller and Trump and Thiel and Roberts and Vought and Yarvin.
Don’t leave out Lutnick, Noem, Bennet, Gabbard… so many…
Those are more secondary, just garden variety evil/dumb people. Those I listed above are like, the core of the cancer. We need to surgically cut out the cancer.
Also, in the same analogy, the lifestyle and environmental factors that led to the development of the cancer need to be altered.
Actually, fuck it, just blast everything with chemo and start over from scratch.
at what point does the FBI just cut the director out of the loop?
You still think there's a "loop"? It's a conga line of fafo all the way down these days, and the FSB's (et al) playing hot potato with the DJ booth.
Drinks too much because he's afraid he'll get fired.
Gets fired for being a drunk.
All too common, even for actual humans.
Like come on man, Hegseth is white! You’ll be the first alcoholic kicked to the curb
violating FBI conduct standards and potentially leaving the nation’s top law enforcement official vulnerable to coercion or exploitation.
Dude. That ship sailed a long time ago
Well then shut up and sue bitch
Can you imagine what comes out in discovery!
suck*
He's that one piglet at feeding time that bumbles about, flopping all over the other squirming, pink spawnlings already clamped onto a teat and cooing, while he bawls and blubbers and complains.
You're a little piggy, KKKash. Assume the position and STFU. Simple as. Bacon doesn't get opinions.
I hope he is paranoid and uneasy for the rest of his days, always looking over his shoulder, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I hope it eats at him and he remains unwell.
There will be mead in Valhalla, broother.