"Do you really think the moon doesn’t exist when you’re not looking at it?"
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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Platinum tier joke.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." -- quote by Fantastic; the Head Technician of Helios One
Ba, dum, tss!