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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41479871
Help the horny posters got to me
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The "expanding brain" meme:
Small brain: watching porn
Normal brain: reading guides online
Big brain: being in a relationship
Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
It suckers that most laptops no longer come with a clit-mouse, they were so handy
Eventually, you'll lick the letters clean off the buttons.
but we need to find it first
The GHB-spot
Come on, it's not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?
It's usually off to the left. Even in this screenshot it's between G, H and B, which is to the left in the letter part alone, even if not taking into account the numpad.
The most centered on the keyboard in front of me would be between K, M and comma.
I think I knew it was a clit mouse before I was looking on the internet for porn. IBM laptops were well respected and highly available on the secondhand market - I got my university machine from an excess (obsolete) business equipment auction for something like fifty bucks and looking up the machine on Usenet introduced me to the term