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    [–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 hours ago

    The Gnome variant would be GSpot.

    [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago

    When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!

    [–] gkaklas@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🀷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

    [–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

    This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you're spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable

    [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 206 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

    Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

    [–] Crescent@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 hours ago

    How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?

    [–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 8 points 9 hours ago

    Rival to GNUbbin

    [–] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 54 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    [–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

    It's right below the Y, if you get to the B you've gone to far down

    I prefer playing with my joystick.

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 13 points 13 hours ago

    I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity

    [–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

    "have you looked in nubrubs.conf"

    [–] eodur@piefed.social 49 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

    [–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

    Sure better than Klitoris.

    [–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 12 hours ago

    Obviously it's and ebook managing suit called klit

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

    [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 16 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

    [–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

    They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason ..

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

    [–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

    [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 3 points 4 hours ago

    How ya doin'

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

    It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

    It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 70 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

    [–] janus2@lemmy.zip 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

    FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

    The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.

    [–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

    Ahhh, I'll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.

    Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!

    [–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

    [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

    Damn near every KDE app uses a k in the name somehow.

    [–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

    Sure, but where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?

    [–] dandimrod@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

    Probably a joke about the name of GIMP

    [–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

    Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn't lol)

    [–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 16 points 15 hours ago

    KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

    [–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] ogeist@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

    Of course, Kortal Combat!

    [–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago
    [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

    announcing : Kideas