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Coffee milk cereal
My god is where they always were, non-existent. Enjoy your cereal.
We're confused because we can't see the cereal. But, coffee on cereal is a grand idea, I'm not surprised I never thought of it--it's rare for me to have good ideas.
So glad I came to the comments to understand. And you sir are a true person of genius.
But what cereal??
I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's a coffee machine with the coffee blasphemously being poured into a bowl instead of a mug.
there are bowl shaped mugs with glorious half liter capacity and bigger (does slapping a handle on this thing make it less blasphemous?)
For Americans: Half a liter (500ml) is about 17oz.
For Europeans: common mug sizes in America range from 16oz (473ml) to 24oz (709ml) or even 30 oz (887ml)
I guess if it's less than 400ml, it gets called a "cup"...
But holly fuck, 800ml is large! People fill it with something for drinking, or it's a "it's nice to have some empty volume there" thing?
I guess I use "mug" and "cup" somewhat interchangeably as "container for coffee". I would say it's not all that common for coffee, but as you probably know, Americans carry water bottles/jugs/mugs everywhere and those can be up to 64oz (1.8L).
Personally I have a travel mug for coffee that is 24oz (709ml) and that is about my entire coffee consumption for the day (I don't drink coffee after lunch). On a coffee maker that is about 5 "cups". I have regular ceramic cups that are about 16oz (473 ml).
"Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino."
So, you’re French now.
I don't see enough hatred in that mug
I mean.... I feel like a Keurig is an indicator of deep, deep self loathing. if Schopenhauer taught us that life is suffering, then I imagine it's exactly that kind of self loathing that makes you accept that whatever colour fluid that machine is pissing out as coffee
i dunno. i have this shit that lets you grind fresh coffee and use it in a keurig. i still prefer my aeropress, but my knockoff keurig will produce drinkable coffee (this is coming from the hedonist who says if the coffee's brown it's chow town. that's horrible i need to stop saying that)
My God is now submerged under a mountain of empty Nespresso capsules.
I don't have one, but I am not bothered by anything in your picture.
As a kid in boarding school in France we had black coffee in a bowl like that every morning. With half a baguette that we would butter and dip in. Used to love it but I lost the habit entirely . Pity…
If you've moved out of France, it's the butter.
Cant work out if this is a shitpost or an elite tier idea
"...The LORD saw it, and it displeased him that there was no justice." --Isaiah 59:15
Floating through space, waiting. Abiding, if you will. Awaiting the proper time when they will devour all but the faithful, who will mount the little saddle on their back and ride them back off through space and into the cosmos. Why? Do they owe you money?
Your coffee maker kinda looks like the Alien.
I once tried steeping (black) tea in a friend's drip coffee maker. That shit was the strongest, most flavorful tea I've ever tried. 9/10 would recommend
I think I saw a person make black tea or mate on a espresso machine on youtube. Said it was wee strong.
Coffee? You mean milk with a littlebit Coffee in it, don't you?
- "Where is your god now?"
- picture of a cup of coffee and a capsule machine
- lemmyshitpost
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Btw, i like barley coffee with oat milk.
You're going to sprint to the toilet halfway through