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[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago

Followed by May-December May?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What's the rest of the months? Free use february? Oral october? Anal August?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

MILF May
Juices June
Jorkin'-It July
Anal August
Squirtious September
Oral October
Non-monogamous November
Double-dipping December

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shout out to Jorkin' It July

gotta love Jornin' It July

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Dick down December

Sissy September

Norks November

Jelly July

Milf march

Oh shit I missed February, hmu next Feb folks

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Amro@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time goes quickly. Before you know it, it's ass gape October

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ass gape April sounds like instructions.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Are they both consenting adults over 18? If so, only gossips care.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

I met this cougar the other day who told me she keeps a handful of Roblox in her cock pocket to try and attract young men. I asked her if it works but she said they're always too busy looking at their phones to go out to cougar bars.

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Predator month, fun

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Never stop being weird, Violet.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ahhh I do miss the cougar I used to make out with

That doesn't look like a plane.