this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Darktide and OW mostly. Reinstalled AC:O Since I never finished it so thats my SP game when pubs are being annoying, along with various indie games.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hah I read that as Assassin's Creed: Odyssey

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's this lol

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was suppose to finish my tax declaration. I did many other things, but not that.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 37 points 3 weeks ago

Just say "i declare my taxes" and you're done it's not that hard

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think I slept for 14 hours straight.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I want this so much. Best I can do is six.

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Most days, I sleep 4-6 hours. But I work 12 hour shifts on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. When I get out of work on Sunday I'm fucking exhausted, and I'll sleep 10-12 hours.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Doesn't work. I have severe insomnia. When it gets bad, I can average 90 minutes a day for about a week before I have to check myself in. Microdosing weed three times a week keeps me at a fairly even 5-6 every night, which is pretty good for me.

There's something cozy about being able to indulge in the simple pleasures of life.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

True crimes stories, probably.

Do you know anyone who can watch true crime TV 12 hours a day? I do.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am proud to announce I improved and began rapidly improving my social life!

That said...last weekend I spent 4 days in a row with people. This weekend I reserve for sweet embrace of gluttony and laziness. >_<

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same but anime