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[–] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

That's how subsistence farmers were dragged into the market economy. Colonists liked doing that.

But this was also done in the past for military campaigns. Provisioning an army is hard work. It's easier if soldiers can buy stuff with gold along the way and the king demanding the gold back from the population. It's the more realistic way currency use formed instead of the "suppose we want to barter" story. Villagers not going along with the program got torched.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Really lose the majestic effect of the consummate V scales on this.

[–] rasmundus@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You wouldn't know majesty if it bit you in the face.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 20 hours ago

That happened once!

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But lookin' good with that big beefy arm stickin' outta the back of his neck there.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh cheers to you friend, that made my night!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

Trogdor didn't even collect taxes. He terrorized the peasants just for the love of the game.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

What a country!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or maybe he was a dragon man

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

Or maybe just a dragonnnn.

But he was still TROGDORRRRRR!!!!!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

And he comes in the niiiiiiiight!

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Just be like that one ruler who just requested one bird from each house, alive, only to tie some sort of flammable sack tied to their legs and set it on fire before letting them free.

I wanna say it was a Bulgarian ruler. Gonna have to fact check this, so BRB!

Edit:

Looks like it was Olga of Kiev, so I got no idea what modern country claims her.

From what I was reading, it was her ending a battle against a tribe that killed her husband and Grand Prince of Kiev.

She wanted 3 pidgeons and sparrows for each house in one city of the people they were fighting as a tribute. She had her soldiers attach cloth bound sulphur to each bird and then that night lit them on fire and set them free, as to burn the city down.

That was after she had some messengers buried alive, burnt to death in a bath house, and had them so drunk on their own mead before ordering their death.

[–] Emi@ani.social 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

This is the only reason I knew of her existence.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

She had a fiery temper, so they say

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

To be more specific, the legend says she did the bird thing after a prolonged siege against the capital city of that tribe (drevlians), that was also on the territory of modern Ukraine. We had sort of a collection of city states with princes at the head fighting among each other for quite a bit.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago

The system is down.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

that is why the British moved to bricks. Wait that was something else sorry

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Was it a big bad wolf?