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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks

[–] GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It will be balanced with appetite suppression from stimulants there.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, I'm sold!

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know if the gummy worms or tthe crackpipe confuses me moar

[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

That is for the weed right next to it.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This looks like quentin tarantino made a charcuterie

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but there’s no feet…

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s what the Brie is for

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Packers fan begins sweating

[–] Defectus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Could switch out the gummy worms for some chocolate

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cookies look chewy

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm going to bite the bullet in the name of science here.... What cookies?

[–] abrasiveteapot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I think that's an attempt at humour regarding the condoms

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 89 points 2 days ago (33 children)

The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.

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[–] derry@midwest.social 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

05/05/2026, is this a date?

Picture of dates Is this a date?

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 30 points 2 days ago

Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

sour gummy worms.

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