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Don't ask them to help you with Garry's Mod (media.piefed.social)

submitted 11 hours ago by three@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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A picture of a car with a license plate that reads LUAAAAA.

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Me writing factorio mods.

I hate non typed languages. It should be the compiler / linter's job to check I don't read a number as an array. Not my stupid brain

[–] Melusine@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

My main pain point with python at work. I lpke to write shitty scripts with it, but django was a mistake (the ORM opens then close connection to db with each request)

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

just run mypy dude

[–] cmrss2@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Until something is Any or Unknown and everything stops working

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 46 minutes ago

and that's why you don't let those types in

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

You can set a connection pool. Or use a database proxy.

EDIT: Oh, you are using Django for shell scripts?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

kirk yelling luaaaaa

[–] three@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago

😂 First thing I thought of when I saw this