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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

The US Army, Navy, and Air force are the original Antifa from 80 years ago. If they would just start to fight fascism again...

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

They werent antifa back then, they were just anti-Germany-ruling-the-world

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Ask the indigenous people of America whether they feel the military liberated them, now or 80 years ago or 200.

America knocked down the fascists because they fucked with us, we were quite content to let them conquer Europe and Asia before that. You're promoting American exceptionalism mythology. The American government / military isn't the good guys and literally never has been.

Also it was the Russians who actually defeated the Nazis.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I mean, i have two grandfathers who weren't in the grampolycule. they were both in the air force. one is blood and one isn't but a family like mine that doesn't make a difference. one is a piece of shit and one isn't. they both fought nazis and both made sure to teach us to fight fascism wherever we saw it. One of them, that's the only good thing he did for us.

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My God, they've got a hammer. Somebody needs to stop them; they might start building houses for the homeless.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

Hammers are also useful for evicting the rich from their mansions in order to convert those to communal housing.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why is it so noisy? Why does that look like it's always sunny?

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because it is, this is a shitpost

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Where am I what year is this where are my glasses

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 16 points 16 hours ago

Waiting for a statement from John Antifa in defense of the Antifa organization.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

It doesn't matter. They will arrest you, claim your ANTIFA, and disappear your ass before you get any legal representation. It's an excuse to round up their enemies

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Just like with the BLM protests, they’ll have somebody start some organization, take sham donations, and point to that as corruption and reason not to support any idea.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 83 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I am against fascism, so that makes me a terrorist?!

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 102 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Under a fascist regime, yes.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

what what if I am an anti-antifascist

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

You can join ice

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 118 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 43 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Wolf Cola has become the official drink of Atlanta."

"Atlanta, Frank? Or the official drink of Antifa?"

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 49 points 23 hours ago

The nation's most wanted terrorists

SpoilerAlways Sunny episode "The Gang Goes Jihad"

[–] virku@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago

Characters in the show Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

/s: a pronoun fascist, what they were always warning us about case closed.

[–] 187OnAnUndercoverCop@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, pronoun fascist. Your right!

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Who's right?

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We hate the Judean People's Front!

[–] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

No the The People's Front of Judea!

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hope talking about this doesn't take up too much time at tonight's Antifa meeting. We're having a potluck after, and Roxanne always brings her amazing Mac 'n' Cheese!

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Terror cheese!

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I thought he'd already done that?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

It's notable because of the picture. That's from its always sunny in Philadelphia.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 20 points 23 hours ago

Now with extra (il)legal flair

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I thought he already did that by calling Democrats 'domestic terrorists'.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 12 hours ago

He did, this is purely a shitpost

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

They called themselves domestic terrorists as well. Basically whiny adult toddlers that wither under any questioning or scrutiny.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 12 hours ago

sounds like something Trump would do ngl.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm antipedo, so we're good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago

Ted Cruz: … sigh

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everybody, everybody get a weapon!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As someone from the country north of the US, I'd assume this wasn't a joke if it weren't for the .au TLD in your fedi instance

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

This should help.

[–] Juliebones@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

I am dead hahahaha!!!!!!!