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[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 9 points 3 hours ago

⚠️ FUCK AI SLOP

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

Better mod would be freeguy

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

Not joking.

That's all very, very likely true.

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 21 points 8 hours ago

Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 41 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they're also terrible

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago

It's news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens... I haven't played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that's gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse...

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 61 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he's so hyped about it and then says "they even have pride parades, so you know what I'm doing!" and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun...

I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

Because your village's survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they'd be culled/exiled long ago.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 9 hours ago

So you were like "yeah can't wait, I hope it's also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean, people do all kinds of things in games they never want to do in real life. Smashing up a parade with a shot gun would be fun. And if it's pride, it's even more fun because it's just so wrong. You know?

When I was playing gta, I had so much fun just hitting people on the street. Who didn't do that? And who didnt look at the girls in very inappropriate ways?

Games are games. It doesn't mean your collegue is an asshole. When I was playing duke nukem in the 90s, I was playing co-op and I laughed my ass off when I killed my buddies with remote triggered explosives. I mean I was laughing so I got tears coming out of my eyes. :)

It's just games. And when we start acting politically correct in games, it's all over. We have become machines.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I get what you're getting at, and to an extent I agree.

Simultaneously, to me it feels like there's something off about being hyped up to specifically shoot up a pride parade in a game that has yet to be released. That feels very pointed.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I guess that's true.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Did you ask him if the game had mosques too, and what he would do with those?

Maybe the game should have a Jan 6th style mission.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. Epstein gameplay is not GTA-esque (obviously) but is actually "ride a plane and make phone calls simulator"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You can do both of those things in GTA.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 11 hours ago

Asked and answered.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

That is the point of le mémé imho.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 109 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

STOP MAKING GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOOK HOT SHE'S MID

[–] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It also just seems really wrong to make one if the worst child sex traffickers of all-time attractive in any way.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 42 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, period people can be conventionally attractive, and also do awful things. Equating beauty with goodness and ugliness with evil is some Disney movie morality.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The halo effect is a real problem, Disney notwithstanding.

Society needs to move on from the belief that beauty is a blessing from the gods. But its been a problem since forever.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Make her attractive...to magnets.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 49 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 28 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd rather play as SWAT at that point

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 4 points 9 hours ago

Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

better to mod the faces of all NPCs then

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Epstein hoard survival mode built in GTA6 is a much better mod idea, good thought

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If we're all lucky, he's in the briefcase.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

You’d need a luggage set.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 23 points 14 hours ago

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”