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[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago
[–] 1Malayali@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Cigarette companies losing profits?

Let people have a relatively less problematic stress relief than cancer risk increasing smoke, right?
Tho, not sure about micro plastic content n all.

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

I think doing it a lot can damage your teeth as well. But yeah, better than smoking. Not sure it satisfies nicotine addiction tho...

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm not woke enough to defend this tbh

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Pish just suck off you SO like an adult!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Or you could just chew gum, that's always an option

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't gum really bad for the environment? Like the rubber part decomposes but the plastic part just doesn't? Not saying pacifiers aren't plastic and rubber, but they're reusable at least

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 1 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Where did you get the idea that chewing gum is made out of rubber and plastic? 🤔

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

It is plastic, though. The exact formulas tend to be proprietary, but they use a plastic rather than a natural gum base unless explicitly stated otherwise on the packaging. Even a lot of the 'natural' brands still use a plastic base.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Everything is made from rubber and plastic now. Bread? Plastic. Meat? Rubber. Vegetables? Plastic. Milk? Rubber. Chewing gum looks like rubber, but is actually plastic.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

A podcast years ago. A cursory search confirms that modern chewing gum has a "gum base" that contains food safe plastic polymer. Old school ones are made from gum from trees, but that hasn't been economically viable for like a century.

Most of it will decompose but other parts either gets buried in a landfill or gets burned where the smoke goes into the sky and turns into stars.

[–] redflower@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

what about both? + a coke zero

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

why anyone would smoke cigarettes when weed exists is beyond me but ok.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

why anyone would take drugs for stress relief when sports exist is beyond me but ok.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Weed turns me into a lazy paranoid dumbass. Sometimes I just want to smoke something and not feel like that.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

cigarettes are horrible though, have you tried that hot new trend of using pacifiers?

[–] gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 hours ago

im using nicotine pacifiers rn, thanks for the suggestion!

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Can't say I agree. I haven't smoked regularly now for almost a year, but occasionally just buy a single if I've had a beer and have a craving. That's the nice thing about Latin America, you can buy single cigarettes. I smoke one, feel guilty, and then don't think about them for a month or so.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

friend of mine got hooked exactly like this, on and off.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.

Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?

[–] shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I'm getting really tired of this kind of doomerism. Look, just because a tariff-loving, bigoted republican president is inflating securities markets wildly beyond their historical maximum book values by orders of magnitude in the context of sharply rising unemployment and homelessness, doesn't mean we're revisiting 1930s economic conditions. So I don't want to hear anymore about removed-environmental-protections this, and exponentially-increasing-environmental-disasters that. Just nut up, ignore the once-in-a generation, escalating geopolitical tensions, and go persecute some minorities just like Jesus Washington said to do in the Bible Constitution.

-Newsmax probably

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Want to downvote for censor the word fucking at the same time laughed.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Downvote it and then upvote the uncensored one in the comments.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

It's censored because censoring it is an automatic 4 comments of free engagement to boost you in the algorithms of various platforms.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

something something rave culture

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

I wish they were popular during my rave phase my teeth wouldn't be so flat

[–] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

These used to help my teeth survive raves back in the day.

[–] MonkeyDumpster@lemmy.org 1 points 6 hours ago

no they aren't.