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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being likeable is a super power. I know a few likeable people, they leap over fuckin tall buildings.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Simultaneously:
Being unlikable is also a superpower in that people will generally avoid you and leave you alone.

(This is cope)

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Being unlikable is also a superpower in that people will generally avoid you and leave you alone.

They dont though. I keep posting guides on how to block me and I still get replies!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

If you want to be number 1, you've got to be odd.

(Same)

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this man had run in any recent US presidential election, he would've gotten a noticeable chunk of the votes.

He's basically Trump before Trump thought he could get elected. Talks a lot about changing a broken system, personal freedom, and how might makes right, while the system he proposes is basically identical to the system he promises to change, only more cruel because it will be run only by those with the strength to plant their boot on the neck of everyone else.

"We must tear down the oppression of the orphan crushing machine! Then every orphan will be able to make their own choices, and fight their own fights, in my new orphan gladiator arena!"

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

“We must tear down the oppression of the orphan crushing machine! Then every orphan will be able to make their own choices, and fight their own fights, in my new orphan gladiator arena!”

yeah but don't you want this more than you want boring shit that has no direct impact on your personal life, like investments in healthcare, education, and infrastructure?

at least you can watch orphan gladiators on pay per view for 20 bucks with your buddies.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the response is somewhere along the line of "nanomachines, son!".

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

RULES OF NATURE

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

It’s also because he kept saying might makes right and then the hero used might to you know, make things right.