He'd be mystified by the piece of paper with strange symbols on it.
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Not as much a dad joke, but a similar joke by Emo Phillips that always makes me chuckle:
I found a wallet on the street with $100 in it. I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought, "how would I feel?"
And then I realized. I would want... to be taught a lesson.