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[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Trapped, in cased in rotting meat. I hate this place, this... zoo... this reality. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We all go through this phase. At one point you accept your faith

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Speak for yourself, I still want to be a space monster.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Embrace the strength and certainty of steel. Aspire to the purity of the blessed machine

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It’s only a baby and has not yet discovered most of its body exists in 12-dimensional manifold space

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 20 hours ago

Steps on the gas... "What's that about the manifold?"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 21 hours ago

Aah makes me remember that old internet image with a kid that had drewn with a sharpie on the babies eyes 😱😨

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Matter is inefficient, become energy.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's a shame humans have the most energy when they have the least capability to take advantage of it.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

To be fair, have you ever tried teaching something to a tired child?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 19 hours ago

Yeah well is the baby fuckin wrong? Is the baby fuckin wrong, Jan?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

Doesn’t get any better kid.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

It's just as well this is shitposts or this photo of a screenshot of a post would be winding me the fuck up.

[–] jrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Does that babby hate its meat?