Something feels off here. Dudette, you might not have known the (absurd) rules in the beginning, but at this point, it feels like you're making mistakes on purpose. There's no way you don't know that "chicken nachos" is English after being constantly annoyed by the fucking language police (lol, even writing it makes me chuckle).
This reads a bit like a ragebait article, even though the "solit" things sounds veeeery plausible.