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Still would, even with the tragic loss of the beard.

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[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He also follows a crazy diet. Sone Start Up told him that they can tell exactly when he has to eat what to stay perfectly healthy. They know this by sequencing his genome. It's an outrageous claim and crazy to have so much trust in a new company. That's why he looks so deflated.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I’ve got money on his early demise if he’s willing to trust a start up with that kind of lifestyle change

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Protein water

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's lying about being milk

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Mommy Milkers

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