Well that’s good news, but he’s still immorally rich and in need of taxation.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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And how should we collect those taxes....
God, it's like the "truck driving at bollard" gif but for tyrannical asshats, all I want is the payoff and it never comes. Just like real life!
I gochu
I don't remember this part in fiddler on the roof
Matchmaker matchmaker chop off his cap! Grind off his rind, so his dick slaps!
"Founder"
He was actually a founder of spaceX, it was Tesla where he essentially bought the company and had to win a lawsuit to get people to call him "founder".
We would have known who the article is about also with Wanker
I hope he’s so crushed by the news that he kills himself.
so this website is complete dogshit and continually reloads the page for me on Firefox on android, having something of a small fit; and it seems to be paywalled anyways as a subscription nag did partially load at one point; but what I can see from the article is this hilarious subtitle/header:
The stock market selloff this week has been painful for investors, but spare a thought for Elon Musk.
Unless that thought is to laugh. And the investors can get bent, too.
Doesn't reload for me on Firefox on Android like you describe, but it is indeed paywalled and Elon et al can indeed get bent.
He didn't earn a single cent so fuck his title and he can eat shit.
The best part was the Elmo fan bois watching their investment go up in smoke because dickweed diluted their shares by almost a third during the lockup period. Honestly, even I thought that was a move that reeks of desperation.
He just lost more money than I ever have in my whole life put together! What a loser!!! 😛
More money than everyone you've ever touched will make in their entire lifetimes put together.
jokes on you i only touch myself everyday
I'll allow it. Count your whole net worth every day you touch your toodles.
oh noes, the poor trillionaire!! 😭
Keep sliding. Then drop off. Then plunge. Then crash whole heartedly.
OH NO!
So anyway, where are the Epstine files?
It should keep sliding.
Way overpriced, also lots of competition is coming online soon
Haha
Piece of shit still gets to say 'I was the first trillionaire', likely the big thing for him.