OH NO!
So anyway, where are the Epstine files?
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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Nothingburger, everyone knew that stock was overvalued.
But it's nice to be confirmed so quickly.
Haha
oh noes, the poor trillionaire!! 😭
He just lost more money than I ever have in my whole life put together! What a loser!!! 😛
More money than everyone you've ever touched will make in their entire lifetimes put together.
jokes on you i only touch myself everyday
I'll allow it. Count your whole net worth every day you touch your toodles.
Well that’s good news, but he’s still immorally rich and in need of taxation.
And how should we collect those taxes....
God, it's like the "truck driving at bollard" gif but for tyrannical asshats, all I want is the payoff and it never comes. Just like real life!
I gochu
I don't remember this part in fiddler on the roof
Matchmaker matchmaker chop off his cap! Grind off his rind, so his dick slaps!
"Founder"
We would have known who the article is about also with Wanker
Yes, Elon Musk founded SpaceX
He was actually a founder of spaceX, it was Tesla where he essentially bought the company and had to win a lawsuit to get people to call him "founder".
Keep sliding. Then drop off. Then plunge. Then crash whole heartedly.
I hope he’s so crushed by the news that he kills himself.
so this website is complete dogshit and continually reloads the page for me on Firefox on android, having something of a small fit; and it seems to be paywalled anyways as a subscription nag did partially load at one point; but what I can see from the article is this hilarious subtitle/header:
The stock market selloff this week has been painful for investors, but spare a thought for Elon Musk.
Unless that thought is to laugh. And the investors can get bent, too.
Doesn't reload for me on Firefox on Android like you describe, but it is indeed paywalled and Elon et al can indeed get bent.
He didn't earn a single cent so fuck his title and he can eat shit.
The best part was the Elmo fan bois watching their investment go up in smoke because dickweed diluted their shares by almost a third during the lockup period. Honestly, even I thought that was a move that reeks of desperation.
Elon was never a trillionaire because he never actually had that money; it was all invested in an overinflated meme stock.
Stop.
This “billionaires don’t have any real money” is ignorant.
The investments have value, the value is leverage and loans, those are power and money. Yes, it can fluctuate due to market value, but nonetheless that’s what billionaires are worth.
It’s real money.
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OMG this, and the breathless media reporting about that fictional title are part of the problem. Just the dumbest way to run an economy.
I desperately wish that he could have his wealth crumble to dust, having been a trillionaire for a minute.
I know its not going to happen but a guy can dream.
It should keep sliding.
Way overpriced, also lots of competition is coming online soon
Piece of shit still gets to say 'I was the first trillionaire', likely the big thing for him.
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