You see, that's why OP always carries a second phone: To photograph the first one not falling into the gutter
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Do you not have friends to take fun photos for you?
No one has friends IRL anymore - they’re all virtual. Soon they’ll all be AI. That’s when humanity ends. Coming soon.
This is why i quit socials 2 years ago. Now sentences like this are just sad.
PsssSSTTT you are on a social here 🫠
I mean, in the technical since. But im no longer on YT, Meta, Reddit, or anything like that. I really only use this for memes and news and im not connected with anyone so... only in the most technical sense
Nope :c
Nooooooooooooo :c I will take pictures for you. Like spirtually of course, idk where you are.
Are you trying to doxx me?! gasp
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I want to make fun of this person having a phone-in-drain problem, but I’ve lived long enough to witness the universe dole out instant karma to people teasing others.
A friend’s mother-in-law told her a story about watching lots of small children and not being able to herd them all to a washroom fast enough, which led to her shitting her pants. My friend made fun of her mother in law, incredulously wondering what kind of adult ever poops their pants. That very night she shit her bed.
We have to break the circle! :-O
How often are you dropping your phone into a street drain?
Quite a lot actually. It has that stupid handle on it so it doesn't ft in my pocket.
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Is this a common issue?
It doesn't usually go down the grate, it goes down the big hole
It also doesn't fit in your pocket. How convenient.
Clip to a carabiner on your belt loop
TBF, maybe they wear women's pants. A pack of gum wouldn't fit in those pockets.
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Put it down your underwear and make it look like you've got a hard on all the time
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I have broken zero phones and lost exactly zero phones in drains
Can somebody confirm this is a concern? Is it an alcoholism thing?
I think it's a going out and doing things to have fun thing.
I never considered throwing my phone in a sewer could be entertaining. I may have to rethink my position.
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I read that in a slow writing voice and heard pencil scratches
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