Shower for an hour, or until you feel the power. Clean means I’m mean; there’s no problems with my spleen.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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Not gonna lie, I'm disappointed. Title made me think it was this.
I didn't understand a word.
Lyrics:
I’ll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with
Fuckbois and assholes instead of a nice guy like me
I open doors for the bitches, they don’t even blow me kisses
I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
My mom says I should get a job
But she knows I’m fucking busy playing Xbox
Showering is a fucking waste
Don’t you know I got video games to play?
I’m not like other guys
They’re all after only one thing
I’m not a typical douche-bag
So why don’t you play with my dingaling?
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
My balls are huge
They’re constantly a shade of blue
It’s almost like none of these bitches or hoes have a motherfucking clue of
All of the stress and the pain that they’re forcing my balls and my dick and my
Asshole to go through
I am so fucking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy
All of you chads and you normies could never
Begin to understand the grievances of our penises
This is the incel anthem
Involuntarily celibate but I’m celebrating
I don’t even know your name, I’m already masturbating
I hope you like bodybuilders, my right arm will be amazing
I know you don’t know me but
This relationship is worth saving
You and your boyfriend should breakup
Doesn’t he feel threatened by me?
When will you ever fucking wake up
and realize that you should fuck me
My dad says I smell like a skunk
But I just don’t give a fuck
How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t need a job
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not fucking god
You put me in the friend-zone
All I want is in your end-zone
You’re so beautiful I want to make you mine
But if you don’t reply I’ll end your fucking life
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won’t you let me fuck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
Wow...this is sarcasm, right? Nowadays it isn't always obvious...
I assume it's sarcasm.
Me too. Let's just hope it is 😁
🤣 This made me laugh so hard.