"LISTEN KNOBHEAD! IF I WANNA HAVE A SWIM IN ME OWN BIN ON THE HOTTEST DAY THAT WE'VE EVER HAD IN ENGLAND, THEN I'M ENTITLED TO DO SO."
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2026
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Pinhead used the ladder to get in, he'll worry about getting out when he needs to pee.
if anybody hasn't seen it, this is from a video where an incredibly dumb guy is harassing this dude for chillin' in his bin, and in the end the dude does tip over
"listen, nob'ed" really takes me back to school days
The only way to get out is falling out clumsily.
I bet he's got one of those tiny folding stools in there too sit on and climb out with. My man's no fool.
If it fits, it sits
Whore you calling "it"?
But there's a fat man
In the plastic trash can
With the blues
I hear him moan
He looks like a gopher that just came up out of the ground! Either that, or a naked mole rat.
That bin is the secret entrance to his underground lair.
This is the kind of shit I mean when I say I'm culturally a redneck. Man's living his best life right there.
The cocktail that obviously took some love for detail to prepare is what turns this from sad / desperate to really fucking cool. Though some shade would be great, but I guess that's the way of the redneck ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Those pasty shoulders are going to need medical attention in about five minutes
In a black can thats going to heat up nicely, like some thermal storage. He is frying his head and boiling his body what a genius.
Oscar the Grouch mf right here
Thats why they call it white trash?
For a moment I thought "Why has that guy got a small Barbara Hepworth sculpture on his stepladder?" before realising it was a hat on its side.
That man figured out how to hack Matrix.
What an energy.
Wheelie bin Wayne. Cocktail anyone?
is his name Oscar by any chance?
Why is your mom doing that?