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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

This account is such a master baiter to both sides

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

As a nudist I could care less.

And I'd look. Just wouldn't continuously stare. That's kind of the nudist rule.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be uncomfortable if a person isn't clothed and I'm not mentally prepared for it. No matter the looks.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I call bull shit. Last week I caught you furiously masturbating in the lemmy communal sauna. I would've believed you if you weren't constantly yelling: "Oh God, I'm not mentally prepared. Oh God. Oh Please! I'm not ready!" You're a bad liar.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 21 hours ago

I was curious if this was some violet type shit and it kinda was lol. Good job

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 14 hours ago

"I hope you put a towel down before sitting on that."

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Reptile brain: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

Sentient brain: it's rude to look so I'll try my best not to

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago

That fucking peripheral vision, target lower.. no.. it's right down there, you can see it just not focus on it.. no.. you turn past to look somewhere else, eyes dip...FUCK YOU BRAIN....

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are you nude with guests over? No offense intended. Genuine question.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we're on a boat which is an ideal location to be perpetually nude (sunbathing, swimming, no need to go anywhere else, etc.)

[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Yes, thirst trap police, this comment right here

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and also, you know, the implication.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They won't refuse... because of the implication

[–] astar26@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm not doing anything, but the implication

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wow, the comments in this thread are surprisingly bad, even for a shitpost.

Having been in the situation myself, my thoughts were very much "let's not make them uncomfortable" (meaning feel sexualised), but the first times (as a young'un) it got stiff enough (not that way :p) that the person chose to break the tension. Just don't be weird about it and everyone can be comfortable.

There are plenty of situations and contexts where nudity isn't sexual, and I highly recommend getting comfortable with that distinction. I find people and groups of all genders to become a lot more safe with that skill.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would probably just look. If there is no attempt at hiding anything then why should I attempt hiding looking?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 18 hours ago

That's my take on it as well. I've played some party games where taking clothes off was part of it and I wouldn't have participated if I was uncomfortable with people looking at me. It's weird to me to think otherwise, like if you don't want people looking is your intention just to make everyone uncomfortable? That's not cool.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

I don't think I would like to see my friends naked male or female. I would be more ok with stranger nudity. It is not that I see someone naked and I immediately think of sex or I evaluate their body (though the latter is more likely than the former). It is just years of social conditioning that makes this situation very out of the ordinary and more awkward when someone I know is involved.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I actually find this gross, I'm assuming the roommate consented or else your are no better than the guys who flash people naked under a trench coat. But if he did, and he's obviously so visibly uncomfortable, I can't imagine as an empathetic person continuing to make them uncomfortable.

Even if them being uncomfortable was because they were trying not to make me feel uncomfortable. I can't imagine the meme switched genders people would be so cool about it. I guess i could say if a pig has wings it would be a bird, but this is gross. Sorry.

It's funny cause I just got mad at someone for saying something fucked up to a shitpost, but this doesn't feel right at all.

[–] mpramann@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe first ask for context before getting so riled up?

Not everyone on this page has the same cultural background as you. In Germany for example it's quite common to be naked at the beach/lake. Not everywhere obviously but common enough that a lot of us are not bothered by nudity as much as other cultures.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

They posted the context, the person i hope they got consent from is trapped on a boat with them. Making escape impossible from possible discomfort. It's even worse, it's a fucking captive audience to torment. Again, I hope there was consent, I'd imagine that still exists in Germany. And again, as a human who's aware of my effect on other people, I'd imagine they still have empathy in Germany, I wouldn't want to make a person uncomfortable for my own benefit, that's selfish and weird, and if it was a dude it would be fucking sinister. Because it's a girl in the meme, people in the thread are answering with their pants around their ankles.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 120 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have never encountered this situation. I literally am not even sure what situation it's describing

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (6 children)

If your hanging about with your junk out I'm looking. If you don't want me to look put your pants back on.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 129 points 2 days ago (27 children)

At that point just say "Nice tits" and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain't playing your little power game as one of those friends.

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