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[–] Voltarion@piefed.social 0 points 5 days ago

Is 8 y.o. a teenager in your book?

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 116 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Stop I can only get so eShrekt

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Expires in 3024? Nice.

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you transfer me Bitcoin I will send back triple

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wave2:flash1: Trimming armor!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Captain America at the meeting

[–] tired_fedora@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Complain to your local government. Yes, many websites are guilty of surveillance capitalism themselves and are lobbying for it, but the recent push was largely in response to new surveillance laws passed by governments under various guises, such as protecting the youth.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My government are pushing for this stuff though.

Which is why I am here now instead of on reddit where I got fed up of being asked to submit for facial and ID scans. Fuck that! I have seen some of my comments online, there is no way I want my ID permanently attached to that.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

welcome! great choice!

I originally planned to just join the boycott for only a month, like 2 years ago because of the third party apps thing

but I ended up never going back because lemmy is so much more chill, interesting and fun to me

[–] tired_fedora@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I assumed so. Welcome to Lemmy! I meant: Complain to your government about it! Only when they are pressured by enough citizens is they're a chance that they may reconsider.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they associate my online identity with my real one, i am so cooked, i said certain stuff...

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[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found out that when confronted with ID surveillance I don't really want to visit that site after all.

Companies keep pushing security onto the user at the same time as demanding more personal data.

They can suck my....

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

they have data breaches all the time, if they don't outright sell it, even to ICE. It's insane if them to try and frame this as secure

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember a few years back facebook had me 'verify' my account by sending them a copy of my ID. I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and my 'ID' got accepted.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

For a shady steam keys reselling site, I once sent a picture of my id with literally everything blacked out but my name (they had that from my credit card), and it got accepted too

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Instagram tried that with me a few years ago too and I just made a new account lol

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 23 points 2 weeks ago

They need it to profile new models for their trump island in Albania

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, I can give you a government ID

it won't be real or it won't be mine

good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

if I have to wait that long,

I'm using a different website

dickhead

spoiler@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art

The beauty of the DHA πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"for the children"... Lol.

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

Quite the irony when those children are being used as tools. Their age is weaponised against them and projected towards everyone.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why can’t I upvote this more than once?!

[–] KokoSabreScruffy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duh, because you need a govt id to upvote it twice.

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[–] MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wanted to start using Monero. But found I have no way of buying it in my country without giving gov ID to the exchange.

Some Know Your Customer legalities. Fucking sucks.

The only other way is sketchy P2P trade sites where you have to trust the person at the other end.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Using Local Monero (I’m assuming what you are referring to) is fairly safe in low amounts ($50)

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But have you considered purchasing this bauble online

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Strava wants my birthdate now ... like wtf ...

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My favorite is 1941-12-07. Bots can't tell it's fake, but American humans will know it probably is.

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