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"Let's eat, Bob." Has a completely different meaning from "Bob is in a coma"

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Coincidentally coma is the verb eat in Spanish conjugated in the command form to order someone to eat.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 5 days ago

That is likely the basis for the joke.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 5 days ago

You need to help your uncle Jack off a horse.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If Bob is in a coma, then you probably should eat him. Because vegetables are good for you.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 5 days ago

oooo you've been Shaivo'd

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Could also be done with:

“Let’s eat, Bob.” Has a completely different meaning from “Let's– (thud)"