I read the heading and thought you were posting sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.
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Mother of God I tried them when I went Keto, I was a reverse fountain for a day... Sugar alcohol does not agree w/ my system.
It doesn't agree with anyone's microbiome. They should not be sold.
Ok, I know this and that, but this? Can you please provide some context?
Go on Amazon and read some of the reviews for them. People describe the effects in very graphic detail.
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Now THAT'S what I call a shitpost!
US now literally a shit country lol, no denying anymore
Not sure if there's truth to it or not, but apparently TF knew there was a problem a while before anything was brought up by the public. TF is a Dump supporter, so probably gave a big donation to stave off any lawsuits.
So shitty
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think about how many industries and personalities are propped up because america conceals the simple reality of losing weight: a calorie deficit. like, so much wealth depends on people not being able to comprehend obvious text on the back of a package.
The reality is the majority of all healthy food in the US is gated behind high prices, forcing the average/low income consumer into eat foods high in large amounts of globally banned dyes and syrups, which results in massive weight gain unless you buy into the weight loss meds, unless you want to do something crazy like eat beans and rice for every meal.
this + all the hostile city planning preventing you from walking anywhere means that it's both very easy to gain weight and very hard to lose it once you have it
Anyway, this is a harder problem to solve than dumb gotchas like "why don't americans just exercise more, why don't americans just calorie watch"
Vegetables are not that “gated.” Processed foods that are “health washed” are gated, the stuff that’s in the health food sections or organic sections of stores. The problem is with fresh food is that it cannot always be consumed before spoiling, and waste is painful if you’re poor, processed foods are quick and easy when you’re working 2-3 jobs and are shelf stable for much longer periods, and on top of that people just don’t always learn how to cook fresh or do things like meal prep for a week. The time just isn’t there.
Yeah, the shopping access part is true. I frequently make 2-3 trips to the store for meals in a week thanks to close-by stores and the convenience of a vehicle. If you’re poor and maybe have to take public transportation (in the US) it makes groceries a whole other chore you don’t have time for.
The reality is the majority of all healthy food in the US is gated behind high prices
Seems so odd to me, here in the UK some of the cheapest foods are things like carrots, potatoes, beans, oats. Things that people should be eating more of.
Don't have enough time is the next excuse I hear. I just made lunch in seconds by combining the free milk at work with some roughly ground oats. Along with some dried fruit. Incredibly cheap meal and takes far less time than walking to the McDonalds across the road to order a burger. Don't like milk? Use water, I only use milk because its free and cold. Cold lunch is nice at this time of year.
So you have a place to store that food? Yeah - when I worked retail we had a fridge and a cabinet in the breakroom, but there were 200 people working in that building all having to share a single fridge and cabinet, which means they effectively didn't exist.
But there were a couple fast food places in the parking lot.
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I've seen videos of people like Atomic Shrimp post videos of 1 dollar a day meal challenges (which he hasnt done in a good while, for various reasons) and stuff, and I was always absolutely gobsmacked by how cheap vegetables, flour, etc were in the UK, even when the price is converted to USD.
They're paying pennies everywhere I pay dollars.
Tbh doing it for £1 now would be difficult to make videos on. Not because you can't but because compared to when he started there is much less choice within the budget.
Only so many ways you can cook the same or similar ingredients.
Which is probably one of the many reasons why its been a good while since his last cooking challenge video.
he still does cooking videos, just not like " feed 2 people 3 meals for 1 dollar" videos.
Yeah but just eating less processed foods, more vegetables and never drink your calories will get you a very long way even if you eat the same number of calories.
Also walk instead of drive.
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There are even some that come without the fucking plastic, I ear
Does it include explosive diarrhea? If not, then I'm not interested.
I'm glad lemmy hasn't lost it with weight loss just like reddit
Alternatively, just use your finger to flick the dangly thing in the back of your throat.
Hey now! That ruins your teeth and breath. Better to evacuate via the other exit!
How deep do i have to go to get to the dangly thing in the back of the butt??
According to my high quality anime based anatomy texts, it should be a straight shot from booty to tonsils!
It requires use of tentacles though.
I'm no proctologist, but I bet that, if you practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can't/won't bend down much, you can REALLY get far in there.
It's probably not very good for your insides but I'm no gastroenterologist, so can't say for sure 🤷🏻
What the hell kind of ologist are you then?
Procrastinologist
I don't know, but I never want to find out.
Doesn't work on your mom.
You can make your own at home too! Keep some brackish water in your sink for a week and cultivate your own precious colony of gut cleansing bacteria!
Sit on the throne with ceaser salad
The inception of shit posts. Now I need ladders, fireman and pizza delivery...
Oh and a shepherd.
Do do doot doot doot bahhh
Only 99,96 $ this week at your local seller
I heard Taco Bell buys a lot of their lettuce.
As anti-fascist memes go, this is merciless. Keep up the good work!
Uhh maybe I'm just sleep deprived, but what's Ozempic and salad gotta do with anti-fascism?
Nah, it's the comment you're answering being coherence deprived 😄
At best, they're tying the rampant deregulation that increased the likelihood of foodborne illness like this one to fascism, but that's been a regular GOP thing since Reagan, the OG Neoliberal of the Americas 🤷🏻
Ah okay lol that makes me feel a bit less crazy now, thanks!
You're very welcome 😁
Sir, this is a Lemmy.
I can feel the shit exploding from this post.
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