The De-Vocalizer 2000 is the tool for the job methinks
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2026
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De-Vocalizer 2000
This is so 90s
“Real Audio”
I'd guess late 90's based on the use of Fisher King memes,
Is this a game to you?
Coming in 2005! The often-requested, long-awaited Keith Jarrett module. Tuned to only remove Keith Jarrett's grunts, yelps, and squeaks, the Keith Jarrett module is a must for any serious audiophile
Poor Keith 😄
Glenn Gould, just sayin'.
What a steal! Only 5500 Dollery-Doos
Dollery-Doos
That's the Australian dollar, right?
How many dollery-doos for a cowboy buck (that stops nowhere)?
I feel like we should start an IP movement like this. So many of my favorite things have turned out to be the product of awful people and I can't live in a world where I'm scared to read or game or listen to music because they support the rape of children. I don't feel bad for pirating them anymore but I'm tied of feeling bad for liking them.
I just preemptively boycott all art to be completely sure.
It is so incredibly frustrating, I can't even listen to "Juicy" by Biggie because of this which is a travesty.
I was just listening to juicy on my lunch break and this idea came to me.
listen to the pete rock version of it. apparently (though not offivially confirmed), it's the original version.
There should be a FOSS version of a decentralized platform where all media gets filtered in real-time based on who gets cancelled and it should be voting-based
Using a social score? Lets leave Black Mirror be fictional, OK?
Can we get blockchain in there too plz
And all the moderations should be down using optimized agentic workflows.
Lol. It's a fine idea but my first thought was someone going: "Yeah, sometimes I just want to listen to the laughter from a Bill Cosby special."
Even before diddy was cancelled his background vocals sucked though