this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh no, I don't have 200 on me, can we come to some..... other arrangement?

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Wh...what are you doing, step-pizza?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

First thing you do is cut a hole in the box.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 6 days ago

A plumber delivers the pizza

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel any amount of mayo on pizza is too much mayo

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

Can I please get a porn pizza with no hole and no dick?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Don't order the Moghlai cuisine after midnight.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Overpriced by 131.