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[–] S_204@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Considering my Baltimore Ravens lost, this is clearly all rigged and the NFL wants Kelce to propose to Swift with the Superbowl in one hand.

I'm making bets she's the halftime show next year and she'll drop a breakup song about Kelce in the show while he's in the locker room .... just to maximize the ratings and pr.

Go Ravens. Go Niners.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

She can't endorse him right now?

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And you fascist fucks are powerless to do anything about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

what is this timeline

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As a Niners fan…I fully expect Taylor swift to win

Kittle does his thing, Greenlaw and Bosa too.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Vivek Ramaswamy, this mutha fucka down the rabbit hole. He's paranoid AF

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