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bus ad in Oslo for World Accordion Championship

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hah... It's advertising the accordion world championship in Asker, Norway. This is just so Norwegian, it hurts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

I just woke up and read that as the world norwegian championship, not the accordion one.

i even have the search history right here: "world norwegoam championship". turns out norway collects a lot of sports, but they don't collect records on norwegosity. for shame norway. norwegos need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

The theme tune for every trip:

Another One Rides the Bus

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

someone should photoshop weird al's head over that tree.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Anyone else enjoy sitting in the seat in the middle of the joined section and feeling like you're swiveling back and forth constantly? Just me?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 29 minutes ago

They are a little fun the first time. But then the novelty wears off and they kinda suck because of the lack of leg room and people trying to squeeze past your knees. Generally I try to avoid them, especially if there's someone already in the seat across the walkway.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

As a kid I always wanted to have one foot in the middle section and one foot in the front or back and try not to fall over :)

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

They have seats in the middle in Budapest. At least 20 years ago they did. Also the same in Zion Park as of last year. I always love riding there.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Wow, I always thought the bendy section would be a walkway.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Depends on the bus.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It is usually? Never been on a bus with a seat there.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know at all, but it just seems safer to not have a seat there

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 12 hours ago

Shouldn't be dangerous, but there's already less space in that area so it would constrict the walkway unnecessarily.

Like, looking it up, there seem to be variants wirh seats there but look how little space you have to move if two people are sitting there:

I don't see the benefit of having an extra two seats in there compared to just putting in nothing

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 17 hours ago

I did, when I was a kid. Then they got rid of the bendy-buses :(

[–] Angular@crazypeople.online 8 points 14 hours ago

It made me think of goatse. I’ll see myself out now.

[–] X@piefed.world 18 points 17 hours ago

Accordion to the post, there’s something I’m supposed to get, but I don’t see it. Oh well.

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 16 hours ago

Surely this is ripe for a goatse tribute...

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's horrific. I want to go

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 14 hours ago

But only if it also makes accordion sounds while it's moving