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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He'll drink TWO Corona beers this time and then drive, it's off the chain!

[–] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Honestly I’m hoping he kills himself in a stunt at the end. then we all live happily ever after.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most porn has a better script than his movies, it's not much of an accomplishment.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have seen porn where the actors cry at the end.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Sometimes during!

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Woah. The masterpiece where the Furious Family go to space?

I guess what I'm asking is... You got any of that space porn?

[–] quetromanon@kbin.earth 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well with movies he was in last decade it is not that high bar

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The best actual script he was handed was either Iron Giant or Saving Private Ryan. He has some perspective on what's actually good. He just chooses scripts where directors replace dialog with loud noises.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe he has read a lot of script that were way better, but there wasn't as much money in them so he didn't do em?

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I'll probably cry pretty hard if I'm forced at gunpoint to watch the full movie

[–] Ilandar@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is he confirming he hasn't read anything in decades?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

It's an incredible script! Itll pay for his new kitchen renovation. It'll buy him some new sports cars. It'll let him buy a boat. Fantastic script!

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who've written more books than I've read"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It probably seems really good when the last few scripts he read just had him saying "I am Groot" for 90 minutes.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

To be fair, he recorded the voice in 15 different languages for the international versions.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He said best in decades, but i read better then anything since Tokyo Drift. I so much hope I'll agree with him.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Last Witch Hunter 2

[–] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whoa. When did this turn into beautiful world? When did this turn into I love you?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd tell you to go back to sleep, but you're obviously already dreaming.

[–] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

When did this turn into the most gorgeous girl in Brazil?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

For a comprehensive overview of the other movies, Kill James Bond podcast did a pretty good job

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we finally getting Fast and Furious... IN SPACE!?!?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't that the last movie?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They went to space already, seriously..

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget to mention that they went to space in a car with rockets strapped to it while wearing old scuba suits.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I'd mention which movie for op, but they are all so samey I can't tell the difference.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nor did I. Just remember the ads.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Won't stop him from regularly missing his call time by five hours though