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[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I knew someone who grew up very poor in rural coastal Alaska. Something like this was her idea of a great time: when she and her sisters found a bloated seal washed up in the beach they used it as a trampoline.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hope everyone looking at this knows why it's a bad idea. Imagine drowning in liquefied whale guts when the skin splits and you fall in.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Yes but do you know what is a great idea?

Blowing up the whale with dynamite. This is always a good idea.

[–] Legianus@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also aren't whale carcasses also prone to explosion due to the pressure caused by the decay?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago

Not only that but they are a dinner alarm for sharks.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't even know how they are able to withstand the smell. Did they kill the whale themselves so it's still fresh or something?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

That's alright with me

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Imagine all the sharks being attracted there for an easy meal.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago