Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Terry Pratchett - Thief of Time
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Why would he think it’s a real cursed book? Seems like it might be an intriguing meta horror novel or something
Or part of its curse could be to make you read it aloud. LotR's one ring makes you want to wear it, as well as the other things it does.
I mean... If you found such a book IRL would you think it's actually magic?
I'd think it has blood or poop on or in it, which is plenty enough reason to not touch it.
I couldnt stop thinking about this after this movie
Like all he had to do was just not read it out loud
Never say the weird haunted human skin book latin out loud damnit!
VanDerMeer readers: o rly?
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