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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

You mean you don't have a full-length window to peer down on the peasants as you take your morning constitutional on your wall-mounted designer toilet?

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Huh I thought we were laughing at the dick button but apparently people are confused by wall mounted toilets? πŸ˜…

[–] laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I hate it. it must have absolutely massive wall support

It's funny I've lived with these all my life without even considering it πŸ˜… Even public bathrooms which have to accommodate all kinds of people and ungodly usage scenarios commonly have those here. I've never heard stories of it being a problem ever.

However, these are usually mounted in solid brick or concrete walls, so that's probably why it works here

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Would not work for the average American

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

This joke is so underweighted

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
  • window

  • transdimensional tp

  • penis button

  • gap under toilet for extra cleaning

  • open plan bathroom with no door

  • rounded wall corner

  • wallpaper close enough to absorb poop particles

  • lid doesn't match rest of throne

  • no access to plumbing in my private domicile

get me outta here

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I thought the tp was a lampπŸ˜…

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Endless arguments about whether unrolling the toilet paper to the left or the right is correct.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

Very common in Europe.

There is a steel frame behind the wall bolted to the wall and to the floor with the water container/chamber, and the toilet is held up by huge metal bolts.

The ceramic toilet part can usually hold minimum 300-400 kg, so you could dance on it without any issue.

It can be fully serviced through the push button plate.

Advantages: visually more clean, easier cleaning under the bowl, quiet operation behind the wall while filling up the chamber with water.

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

That's a normal toilet? Are US-Americans again confounded by something completely mundame, simply cos it doesn't exist in their narrow mind which only consists out of US stuff? Lol

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

So nobody mentioned the window yet huh

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