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What his team was able to deduce, Kirkpatrick said, was that at least 90% of recorded UFO sightings, including some videos of military encounters declassified by the Pentagon in recent years, have a perfectly logical explanation.

Yea but what about the other 10%! They have no explanation so it must be aliens, why are they hiding that from us!? Wake up people.

Honestly I actually think the government should spend a lot of money looking for aliens. But by that I mean with a giant telescope or by doing a flyby and taking a sample of Enceladus' water.

My favourite conspiracy theory is that the US government is behind most conspiracy theories. The reason they do this is they throw so much crap and useless information out there it makes all conspiracy theories seem like they are fake. Some conspiracy theories have been shown to be true, so not all of them a bunk and that's just a factual logical statement. But the words conspiracy theory makes you think it is trash.

Let's say for a moment the JFK thing was done by the CIA and all those Internet people are right. The CIA goes out and blows up all this information about flat earth and suddenly a JFK conspiracy, which has at least has some possibility if being true is roped with something that definitely isn't true. "Ooohhh JFK got kill by the CIA. Yea good one, I bet you also think the earth is flat"

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Conspiracy theorists working for and within the US government are perpetuating myths about UFOs that millions of taxpayer dollars are then spent looking into, a “self-licking ice cream cone”, according to the Pentagon’s former chief investigator of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP).

Aaro’s first comprehensive historical record report, which has been submitted to Congress and is set for publication later this year, contains no evidence of the existence of alien life, or any government cover-up, Kirkpatrick says.

Kirkpatrick declined to identify the people by name, but agreed with Bergen’s observation that “the actual conspiracy is being carried out by a group of true believers themselves to get the government involved in the business of investigating aliens”.

Kirkpatrick said in a resignation essay published by Scientific American last week that he feared lawmakers had succumbed to “conspiracy-driven decision-making” and sensationalism in their rush to “uncover the cover-up”.

He said his department’s mission to use a “rigorous scientific framework and a data-driven approach” to collate and evaluate UFO reports and sightings going back decades had been hampered by misrepresentations, half-truths and other snippets of misinformation from unreliable sources.

What his team was able to deduce, Kirkpatrick said, was that at least 90% of recorded UFO sightings, including some videos of military encounters declassified by the Pentagon in recent years, have a perfectly logical explanation.

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Counterpoint

Why do I have associations with SG-1 and Kinsey from this headline?

UFOs are a conspiracy theory?