Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What do you get when you cross a battleship with a dryer? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by JigglySackles@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Naval lint.

Not a traditional punny dad joke. But I came up with that when I was a teen. I figure my time as sole owner expired long ago and I should share it. 🙂 Hope y'all are having a great day.

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[–] Danika7@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ha ha ha ha! Good one! 😄👌

Wishing you a great day too 😊

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

But when you do that you end up in a dry dock.