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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There is a lot of valuable materials inside flock cameras that can be sold for profit.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Ooh deadass? I don't think they have them in my city let alone country yet, but when they come, I'll be ready

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 7 hours ago

I moved out at 17, got married at 20, bought a house at 22. I also have been working since I was 12. After forty years of working, I still have nothing saved except some home equity.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

38, never had a job, about to get one or starve. Sink or swim, parasite. You don't need a plan, you just start hitting up all the grocery stores, fast food joints and temp agencies before your supply of ramen runs out. Temp agencies will send anyone with a pulse to stack product on pallets at whatever factories are local.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Tamaki Saitō's book Hikikomori is worth a read on this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] taygaloocat@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

ohh come on let him slop

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

this happened to me at only 19. I was homeless for 4 months after.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

It sucks at 19 and isn't really fair because getting started is so much harder these days. Now imagine you were twice as old and had never tried to do anything with your life.

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I regularly tell my parents that the reason I am not like so many Americans, is that I have a supportive family. I live with my parents, but I would likely be homeless if they weren't here for me.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

But like ... You do work or go to school or at least try to do something besides just mooch, right? This guy never even tried, apparently for two decades after high school

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Me at 22. Was homeless as well. I make decent money now almost twenty years later and I still look at prices and think back when I used to dumpster dive.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the day, I used to eat pretty well out of dumpsters. Wasn't really homeless, was living in an old caravan, but was proper broke.

These days, at least round here, they lock up the dumpsters, have security guards, or deliberately contaminate the food. Wankers.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 31 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay? WTF do I come to the greentext community for? Just serious comments about people's own experiences? Fucking shameful

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Well it’s gay because OP has touched dick more than he’ll ever touch a woman.

Idk about fake though. It tracks pretty much with what I’ve known the average 4channer to be like.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago

Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay?

Given the type of person who frequents 4chan, it is likely the most heteronormative and real-ass thing ever posted in green.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

my own experience is fake and gay.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Very very gay

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 35 points 16 hours ago

Poor guy, they failed him

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Depending on where they live in the us and assuming it's real, all he'll need to do is get to a shelter. Make it clear that he needs help, then do the things asked. This all assumes he is mentally stable and physically well. there are programs but they do not hold your hand. They are not great, they are not the best as compared to other countries, but it is something. If he clean on drug tests and criminal there are many places that will take him. It won't be pleasant.

If he has any documented physical health issues, then he needs to get a disability lawyer going.

As many pointed out, this world is grossly difficult and Unfair, but as long as one is kind, truthful, and continues to try, people will at least attempt to help, or at least tell you honestly they can't.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 54 points 20 hours ago

Horrible parenting tbh. And their son reminds them everyday how they failed as parents so they're just kicking him out.

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