Don't worry folks, they only read license plates
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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Hmmm. Just don't tatto random numbers on your ass and you will be fine then, I guess...
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Just simple infrared distance sensors, like are on cheap cameras for focusing (or at least used to be), to see when you've stepped back, or stood up, so it doesn't flush on your wiener.
Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It's the most accurate way to track someone.
It clearly says toilet camera
Your weiner is so big it can get flushed on?
WooF!
Dude, go to California and go make some money in the adult film industry! You could be a star!
Dystopia be flocking us up the ass these days...
Wait, that's free in toilets? I've always had to pay. Fuck!