Wait, they have off-site parking, AND parking?
They have an outdoor pool, AND a pool?
They have a toilet?
Seems like they were filling a word count quota and started babbling.
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
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Kindof reminds me of an old joke…
A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."
That’s okay. I’m here to make my own.
Is that like the holes on a bowling ball?
If you use the forbidden handle make sure your finger nails are well trimmed
Ain't gonna lie...hotel porn hits different.
That's the price you pay for such luxuries like "Fire safety compliant" and "Toilet".
This place has "Children Welcome" and "Private Bath or Shower"? Honey, are you sure we can afford to stay at such a classy establishment?
Would think those two are so obvious they wouldn't need to be written down.
BYOP
“Make porn come on my telly”
They used to have them available for pay per view
Way in the past it was somewhat common, judging from movies and tv series from the past
There's still plenty of hotels that will let you rent porn for exorbitant money, but it's not as fun when the front desk doesn't have to give you a DVD binder to flip through.