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Why did Eric's mom put the bed pan so far away
If you're familiar with the show... you know the answer.
Exactly what I was thinking about.
That piss tube goes too low in the bucket. After a few liters of piss it will reach the tube and you have problems in the seams. Don't ask how I know.
Spotted the civil engineer
Nothing civil about a piss bucket, ngl.
nothing a little caulk can't fix
I feel like there's enough caulk in the tube already.
Classic shitpost
*Shitbucket, pissbucket too
I thought it was a fart powered genital cooler at first
what a sentence
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You my friend are a poet!
Who the fuck is sitting on this hardass plastic chair for long enough to have to take a shit?
You may want to consider upping your fiber.
Eating more fiber will let me sit on hard chairs longer?
This explains so much…
Quite a thread
That's the worst Blow Job machine I've ever seen!!!
I'm a gamer and spend a lot of time in front of my PC but... jfc that's grim...
As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.
As someone who had an older brother whose room was in the basement w/o a bathroom...
Aged piss is a hell off a thing
No lowballs? I guess old men are out.
And those that are so full after abstaining for No Nut November.
The diagonally positioned keyboard is a nice touch.
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