As someone who had the unfortunate fate of trying surströmming, id much rather prefer getting a nuclear bomb getting dropped on me.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2026
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trying? you don't annually eat it on new years so the rest of the year can only get better?
Bro im an immigrant, im not that dedicated to the swedish act 💀
Man, even the missile is vomiting violently
So that's what the term "projectile vomiting" means... TIL.
Might as well use nuclear, as both make the area inhabitable
Don't surströmming a country twice.
I think the usage of biological or chemical weapons violates the Geneva convention and is thus considered a war crime.
so is cluster munitions! go big or go home.
But cluster munitions are somewhat less illegal. We cannot allow a war crime gap!
i think sweden trained with cluster munitions up until 2012 so the crossover potential is definitely there
Surströmming is the perfect universal equipment, it can serve as both combat rations and munitions. And in case of capture by the enemy, it is not only of no use, but outright dangerous to them.
Missed the opportunity to paint the bomb like a fish here.
Next up, a durian deluge!
Singapore: heavy breathing but only through the mouth
Drop a few of these over the Kremlin and Moscow will be taken within two days.
More like you'll get another Chernobylesque ghost town.
I like it. The whole fish, not those tiny bits. Those taste the same as they smell.