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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But if you happen to be the oldest person on Earth, you will be it for a significantly longer time than you would ever be the youngest person.

So, on average, people are just as long the youngest, as they are the oldest person on Earth.

And that, my dear friends, is the reason why you should never look at the average, but always at the median value!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago

(Second-oldest person): "If I can hold out a bit longer, then I'll have years left ahead of me"

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

260 children are being born every minute on this planet. There are only 60 seconds in a minute, which means that multiple children are necessarily being born at the same time.

But at what precise point does birth actually take place? After the water breaks? During labor? When the first limb emerges?

Or does the process begin at conception, during embryonic development? Is it when the embryo first develops recognizable organs? When the structures that eventually become the lungs begin to form?

There is no single, objectively identifiable “youngest person on Earth.” There is simply a continuous process of human development, with no meaningful point at which one individual suddenly becomes more or less human than they were a moment before.

And perhaps there is no meaningful “oldest person” either. There is simply a continuous human lifespan, measured from one arbitrary point to another.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm uninviting you to the party.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That's fine, they're my plus one.

It's not a party until someone disagrees in detail.

[–] Frettchen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Let's take a random moment and define it the birth moment. Let's take a moment that is precise measured like the first air touching the skin. Or uninterrupted light. Or whatever then we just need to go down to milliseconds and we have a youngest human.

[–] anakin78z@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

When you get to be the oldest person, every single person who was alive at your time of birth, billions of them, are now dead.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Bro never even got a sip of his coffee :[

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I guess the best I can hope for is an incredibly unique death so people remember me forever.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

don't just hope, make your dreams come true.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

You were the youngest person on earth, if you're lucky, by a fraction of a second.

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

I just watched this doc the other week:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oldest_Person_in_the_World

It goes through this exact thought

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de -4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Anyone can be the oldest person at any given moment of time: they just should start considering other people shit, not persons.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Sooo, I should be the oldest person alive since I'm 16...