this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eat their pizza and unionize anyways

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah, that pizza looks fire right about now

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's nice that they brought me a little pizza but what are the other colleagues going to eat?

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Honestly, like the only time I'd be okay with just getting pizza instead of a raise would be something like this, and only if everyone gets their own.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 9 months ago

TMNT radicalised the 90s children.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I see your anti-union pizza, and raise you my final-day-at-work box of donut!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And a new play room with ping pong and table soccer!

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Every time that you use the play room will be written in your performance review.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Management: “If you have time to actually use that break room, it means you don’t have enough work on your plate. We noticed you’re spending 5% of your time in the break room, so we’re increasing your metrics goals by 10%.”

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Who are the house slaves that are downvoting this? Maybe those Lemmy users who one day hope to own their own multi billion dollar, anti union corporation.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

If you're trying to unionize, that's their cue to unconditionally raise pay and benefits, and manage hazards and overtime demands.

If the bosses aren't scramblingy to make the workplace not a hell hole, then a union is necessary and if the union fails, it's time to move on and / or burn down the workplace.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I know a place that makes those for like fifty for a pepperoni and fuck. I'm trying to do the calculations in my head of how much weed I'd need and how much I'd get down before I'd puke, how many friends I'd need to invite over, how many new friends I'd need to make. They're not half bad either just greasy.